Je T'aime

by Gay Thing

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    “You guys are fantastic! NYC loves ya!”
    Gerry Visco, Photographer and ex­journalist for The New York Press
    “Fucking awesome”
    Henk van der Schyf, Owner of Hotbox Studios soundcloud.com/gaything
    Gay Thing has just released their tantalising debut album, JE T’AIME, which has been praised by many talents such as Shortstraw’s Gad de Combes, SAMA winner Andre Scheepers and Koldproduk’s DJ Soosh. Gay Thing is Ms Louise and Mr Snyman. Ms Louise has released previous work under electro acts Bride Reunion and Devil’s Cartel and Mr Snyman has released albums under pseudonyms Black Pimp ’n Jesus and Battle Cock.
    Gay Thing formed in Johannesburg in 2012 and sounds like Peaches’ and Prince’s lovechild and ABBA on spanish fly. Ms Louise contributes vocals, synth and engineering, whilst Mr Snyman supplies vocals, beats
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1.
Let me slip into something more comfortable, let me get you a drink don't care what anybody thinks, you can lose the blues, you can finally choose.... to party To party, I knew you were right, to party, I knew that you liked, to party, now you have to fight, to party, to party party, It's not the way that you talk, it's the way that you move, cause you might like my face, but you don't like my shoes, but nothing can kill, 'cause I have the will... To party (Chorus) And when we met tonight, I knew that you were ready and that you were quite bright, slipped something in my drink now all I wanna do is party on all night. Party all night Party Party (Chorus)
2.
Disko Waltz 02:55
Ms Louise: "May I have this dance? Fuck the romance Just lose the pants It's so rude to stare just have the flair No need to care" Mr Snyman: "Join my liaison, let's have a disco waltz. Come on bitch, it isn't anybody's fault" Ms Louise: "It doesn't feel right if you don't finish. Even when it feels a little offish." Mr Snyman: "Loosen your strap Get on my lap I love you back. My VIP Lust Machine Hope you are keen." Ms Louise: "Release the frustration, let's have a disco waltz. Come on bitch, it isn't anybody's fault." Mr Snyman: "It doesn't feel right if you don't finish. Even when it feels a little offish Join my liaison, let's have a disco waltz... Come on, bitch."
3.
Ga-ga-gaydar 02:39
Ms Louise: I know what you are Picked you up on my gaydar Gaydar, Ga-ga-ga-ga-gaydar You smell to good for a guy I can see your lip-gloss a mile away Mr Snyman: ga-ga-gaydar, ga-ga-gaydar Ms Louise: Mince the night away Chorus Mr Snyman: You're walking like a man Flex your muscles 'cause you can Ga-ga-gaydar, ga-ga-gaydar Girl, I know just what you are Chorus
4.
Let's Do It 03:43
Mr Snyman: Let's do it Ms Louise: on the floor Mr Snyman: Let's do it Ms Louise: how nice Mr Snyman: Let's do it Ms Louise: hardcore Mr Snyman: drippin' over on my wire Ms Louise: I want you Mr Snyman: on top Ms Louise: I want you Mr Snyman: don't stop Ms Louise: I want you Mr Snyman: let's rock Ms Louise: Come fulfill my one desire Mr Snyman: Ooh Ms Louise: la la Mr Snyman: Ah Ms Louise: Come on You give me shivers every time Every time you cross the line Cross my heart and hope to die There's no shame so don't be shy Mr Snyman: Lock the doors and close the blinds come on girl and get your prize Use your teeth unzip my fly Want you to come until you cry Chorus Mr Snyman: Blood is pumping through my veins and girl I know you feel the same Like it when you scream my name ain't no kitten I can't tame Ms Louise: Wanna put your tongue to use Come on honey spill some juice Put you in a better mood Ready to shoot cause you're so cute
5.
Ms Louise: I like a little bit of skin on skin you know I like to be in on the action Mr Snyman: You know I like our rendezvous This time we're on a luxury cruise Ms Louise: Finish that cocktail that you're sippin' Time to go skinny dippin' Mr Snyman: take it all off Come one honey, that's the stuff Ms Louise: Let's go underwater to share a kiss Your tender touch brings me happiness Mr Snyman: You can be the captain of my crew give me an offer I can't refuse Chorus Ms Louise: They say it is the motion of the ocean Just go with the flow, let it all go Mr Snyman & Ms Louise: Let it all go Chorus
6.
Angel Pussy 02:56
Mr Snyman: Don't be a wussy Eat some angel pussy I'm a cunning linguist Don't need to use my fingers Ms Louise: You won't regret it Once you wet it You wanna feed it but first you gotta prep it Angel pussy, bitches wanna feel it Mr Snyman: Do not be a prude It's finger licking good You'll be coming in your jeans Angel pussy's always clean Squirting like a water pistol fountain Angel pussy, ready for a mounting Sucking your motherfuckin' cunt dry Kissing your hymen goodbye Ms Louise: You won't regret it Once you wet it You wanna feed it but first you gotta prep it Angel pussy, bitches wanna feel it
7.
Ya Moan 03:49
Mr Snyman It's cold outside, but it sure is warm inside of you The joy only starts, once I am inside of you It's wet outside, but it sure is moist inside of you The fun never ends, when I am inside of you Inside of you, inside of you. Girl, I've got something to show It's in my pants and I wanna hear ya moan. Ms Louise: Boy, I wanna make you grow Come on, I wanna hear ya moan I couldn't wait for you to get inside of me Every last inch has to be inside of me In and out, but ultimately inside of me God damn, so glad that you're inside of me Chorus Mr Snyman: Foreplay, is out of the way Ms Louise: I want you inside of me every day I can't stop thinking with my lips Mr Snyman: I can feel your Cleopatra grip I like your kissey kiss Ms Louise: I love the way you lick Mr Snyman: I like your kissey kiss Ms Louise: I love the way you lick Mr Snyman: Underwear, everywhere Ms Louise: I am clutching at your hair. Chorus
8.
I like to dress up to make you want me all night long If I don't get your attention that would just be wrong Tart up, it's the art of seduction Give in, to the laws of attraction Get wild, get in on the action Get in on the action, get in on the action! Ms Louise: I'm here, let's party Mr Snyman: and your tits are the shit Ms Louise: Come join the army Mr Snyman of glamour and glitz Let's go do champagne body shots in my limousine Let's head to the mansion to go dine on fine cuisine Tart up, it's the art of seduction Give in, to the laws of attraction Get wild, get in on the action Get in on the action, get in on the action! Chorus Ms Louise: Sweat turns to glitter (and your tits are the shit) but the semen has gone bitter (and your tits are the shit) Where has all the glamour gone? Why can't they just play my song? Mr Snyman: Get in on the action! Chorus
9.
Deep 03:33
Mr Snyman: Honey, honey, honey, I want you to know what it feels like for a boy for the first time it feels like I am not just a toy You can stop me if I get too deep I don't wanna make the moment seem cheap you've been thrilling me for more than a week it doesn't have to be a dirty deed Ms Louise: I want you to feel what is in me The deeper you go the more you will see Are you ready to get deep? I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready Honey, honey, honey, it's not the right moment yet to tell you what I felt the moment we met you the cream on my pudding Mr Snyman: you the pearls on my merman fin
10.
First Class 03:28
Mr Snyman: I throw my head back with laughter we make a toast and clink our glasses Ms Louise: we are fabulous bastards, Oh yeah Mr Snyman: First class, on my ass Ms Louise: doing splits down the aisles Mr Snyman: Always first and never last Ms Louise: I love the way the pilot smiles Mr Snyman: First class, having a blast Ms Louise: I use my frequent flyer miles Mr Snyman: drinking from venetian glass Ms Louise: pour champagne down my thighs And the diamonds will dangle from my wrists and my ankles Mr Snyman: We're making out to Handel, Oh yeah Chorus Mr Snyman: When I say first you say class First class first class Ms Louise: When I say never, you say last Mr Snyman: Never last, never last Mr Snyman: When I say venetian you say glass Venetian glass, venetian glass Ms Louise: When I say having a you say blast Mr Snyman: Having a blast, having a blast Chorus
11.
Stick It In 03:43
Mr Snyman: Short term dreams come true 'Cause I'm in the shower with you Wake up stuck to you "Cause I didn't clean up the glue There's only one thing to do Ms Louise: When you do, you do good and you do it so well Mr Snyman: There's only one thing to do Ms Louise: When you love, you love hard and you broke through my shell Mr Snyman: When you wanna do it? How you wanna do it? Where you wanna do it? Tell me how to do it. Ms Louise: Stick it in Stick it in Wanna do you in a wishing well RIP to the kitchen shelf Hang tight while I loosen your belt Just want you to enjoy yourself There's only one thing to do Mr Snyman: When you do, you do good and you do it so well Ms Louise: There's only one thing to do Mr Snyman: When you love, you love hard and you broke through my shell When you wanna do it? How you wanna do it? Where you wanna do it? Tell me how to do it. Where do you want it? How do you want it? When do you want it? Tell me how you want it. Ms Louise: Stick it in Stick it in
12.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u I cleaned my place and made myself smell real nice I made you dinner, I gave you wine and now I'm ready to unzip my fly and Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u I shaved my legs and put on my lucky bra You offered me dessert (with cream) and then put on some Kenny G I found the secret to unlocking you All I had to do, was aim straight at you Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot my love in2 u
13.
Red Hot 03:30
Ms Louise: You got me sizzling like an egg on a pan I've been giving off smoke since you became my man Mr Snyman: I've been sweating from the heat you exude I'm gona take off my clothes don't perceive me as rude Chorus: You make me red hot Ready to please me just like a robot That's how you work me You're fuckin' red hot red hot, red hot red hot, so fucking hot Ms Louise: Now I've been wondering how to cool down. Since I'm covered in your lava from my toes to my crown Mr Snyman: If you wanna chill out Let's put the fire on ice We can bask in the steam Make it real nice You make me red hot Ready to please me just like a robot That's how you work me You're fuckin' red hot red hot, red hot red hot, a fucking sex pot
14.
Ms Louise: Sugar and spice dripping down my nipple I'm riding on an elephant cruising through the jungle Mr Snyman: I've been thunderstruck by your lightning I'm in love with your soft focus lighting Ms Louise: I don't need a crystal ball to tell me I'm gonna make luv tonight Mr Snyman: I don't need a spirit guide to tell me I'm gonna make luv tonight All oiled up and I'm purring like a panther Sound my mating call waiting for an answer Ms Louise: I've been mesmerized by your galaxy Gonna melt in your silver haired gallantry I don't need a crystal ball to tell me we're gonna make luv tonight Mr Snyman: I don't need a spirit guide to tell me we're gonna make luv tonight Get our album on the double We're Gay Thing and we're a power couple
15.
Ms Louise: I push onto you You're the only one I want to do Mr Snyman I belong to you Gone are the days that I couldn't touch you Ms Louise Chocolada, espetada, mocca java, apple pie Mr Snyman Vena cava, enchilada, juicy guava, spanish fly Ms Louise Molten lava, silk pajamas, ripe banana, love supply Mr Snyman I never wanna say goodbye Ms Louise I'm in love with you you cheer me up when my days are blue Mr Snyman Meet me at the pool Wanna rub some lotion onto you Chorus Ms Louise Stranded on a deserted island where our laughter breaks the silence where our embraces get tighter and tighter I wanna go for walks on the beach I wanna keep you close to me I'll give you all my love for free for free Chorus

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Our debut album. Mr Snyman and Ms Louise make up this dance duo when they're not making out.

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released April 1, 2013

Written and Produced by Gay Thing

Ms Louise: Vocals, Synthesizers, Bass Synth, Organ, Strings and Clavinet

Mr Snyman: Vocals, Beats, Guitar on "Party Party Party",
Wah Guitar on "First Class"
Outro Bass Synth on "Wanna Make Luv",
Bass, Nylon Guitar and Outro Synthesiser on "Never Wanna Say Goodbye"

Willy is the Limit: Lead Guitar on "Ga-Ga-Gaydar", :Let's Do it", "Ya Moan",
"Glamour and Glitz", "First Class", "Stick it", "Shoot my Love in2 U",
and Steel String Acoustic Guitar on "Never Wanna Say Goodbye"

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Gay Thing Johannesburg, South Africa

Mr Snyman and Ms Louise make up this dance duo when they're not making out.

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